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    Condom Emergency

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    kaspersky
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    Condom Emergency

    Post by kaspersky on 15th January 2011, 12:02 pm

    President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:

    "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried.

    "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

    "Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

    "I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

    "Why certainly!� I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.

    "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.

    "Yes?"

    "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.
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