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    A Courtroom Scene

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    kaspersky
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    A Courtroom Scene

    Post by kaspersky on 27th August 2011, 9:33 pm



    Scene: A courtroom where a witness is testifying in a case involving a man biting off the ear of another man during a fight. After supplying testimony which was very bad for the defendant, the witness was being cross examined by the defendant's attorney.

    Attorney: You said that you saw the defendant and the claimant in a fight?

    Witness: Yes.

    Attorney: You then said that you were concerned for your safety and that, because of it, you went to hide behind the bushes ?

    Witness: Yes.

    Attorney: You further stated that during this time in hiding, you turned your back to the scene?

    Witness: Yes.

    Attorney: And THEN you testified that that was when the defendant bit off the claimant's ear??!!

    Witness: Yes.

    Attorney: Okay so if your back was turned to the fight then you obviously MUST have had the claimant and the defendant out of your field of vision, correct?

    Witness: Yes, correct.

    Attorney: Well then, did you SEE the defendant bite off the claimant's ear?

    Witness: No.

    Attorney: (Smugly) THEN HOW DO YOU "KNOW" THAT THE DEFENDANT BIT OFF THE EAR OF THE CLAIMANT IF YOU DID NOT SEE HIM DO IT??!!

    Witness: I saw him spit it out.

    (Dead Silence)

    Attorney: No more questions.


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